Hola Friends!

In case you didn’t know “Hola” is Spanish for “hello.” Anyway, today, July 12th, is Bobalicious’ first birthday! I wanted to make it special, because he is my favorite pet, aside from my chipmunk, Jeff. I reserved a room at one of those hotel’s that Paris Hilton’s dad owns, and we invited all my friends and their pets and all my co-workers. It was a very fun party. The humans had their own buffet table and so did the dogs. All my other pets attended. Bobalicious sat in a golden, hand-crafted throne made by this guy in Italy. I spent more than $500,000 on the whole thing. Anyway goodbye and wish Bobalicious a happy birthday!!

Hello Folks and Dear Friends,

I would like to alert everyone on the web that I have just recently adopted another pet! His name  is Bobalicious and he is a chihuahua. He is gold colored and he has a black rhinestone-studded collar. His middle name is Veronica. He loves to take walks through the woods near my apartment, and he especially loves to chew on pineapple rhines. I let him do this because I know he loves them, even though the vet says that swallowing the rhines could kill him. I don’t really listen to vets, ever, because I know they are really dumb and don’t know what is the best interest for the pet at hand.

People of this gorgeous planet,

Please kindly read the following articles I have creo (that Spanish for “created”) about cool phones. These phones are super cool, hip and turn-of-the-century smart. Please use your wizard brain and look at them!

1. Samsung a637 (with a name like that, you know it’s gonna be cool!) There’s no confusing sliding keyboard or anything “cool” like that. What you see is what you get. 

2.Motorola MOTO(TM) EM330 (Again, can the name get any cooler? Seriously.) The picture says it all. Pure, astonishing beauty is the price you get to pay with this sucker! 

3.  Nokia 2600 She’s a beauty, isn’t she?

4. Sony Ericsson Z310a Wow. I must say, out of all the phones I’ve had (which includes all the phones listed above) this baby was literally unstoppable. I wish I still had her. I accidentally flushed her down my toliet a few months back. What a shame (dejected sigh.)

So, that pretty much wraps up my unforgettable list of great phones. I have owned each and every one of these phones. They were all great. I miss them a lot. In fact, I might cry thinking of them and the tragic mishaps that were held guilty for their losses…(sob, sob)

Friends,

Here are the links to some websites I really think you’d enjoy. So please, open them slowly and enjoy the unique flavor each of them possesses. 

http://dorks.com/imadork.com

http://funnyfood.com/weird.com

http://www.weird.com/

http://imadork.com/

People,

Here is a post of my latest picture. I can’t tell you what it is- you will have to figure it out by yourself. Hint: I actually own it as a pet and his name is Jeff. He is two years old and lives in a cage. He loves early morning walks, milkshakes and mid afternoon massages (which I kindly give him myself.) Out all my 17  pets, he is the most spoiled, probably because 1) I’m a sucker for cute faces, tiny, furry little bodies and twitching whiskers and  2) he loves my homemade frisbees and I really appreciate that. 

Check him out por favor (in case you didn’t know, that Spanish for “Please”)

Here's my pride and joy: Jeffery Kenneth Boggle, my pet chipmunk.

Hello Friends of the Universe

I am here to educate you on the life of Billy Boggle. I hope you enjoy my fascinating time while walking on this planet. I know you will find me quite interesting. 

Goodbye and stay tuned for the latest Billy Boggle news.

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