People of this gorgeous planet,

Please kindly read the following articles I have creo (that Spanish for “created”) about cool phones. These phones are super cool, hip and turn-of-the-century smart. Please use your wizard brain and look at them!

1. Samsung a637 (with a name like that, you know it’s gonna be cool!) There’s no confusing sliding keyboard or anything “cool” like that. What you see is what you get. 

2.Motorola MOTO(TM) EM330 (Again, can the name get any cooler? Seriously.) The picture says it all. Pure, astonishing beauty is the price you get to pay with this sucker! 

3.  Nokia 2600 She’s a beauty, isn’t she?

4. Sony Ericsson Z310a Wow. I must say, out of all the phones I’ve had (which includes all the phones listed above) this baby was literally unstoppable. I wish I still had her. I accidentally flushed her down my toliet a few months back. What a shame (dejected sigh.)

So, that pretty much wraps up my unforgettable list of great phones. I have owned each and every one of these phones. They were all great. I miss them a lot. In fact, I might cry thinking of them and the tragic mishaps that were held guilty for their losses…(sob, sob)